1. Johnny Depp opening up about playing Grindewald.
2. The source of the rift between Kanye and...well, anybody...He's obviously not very well, let's not stare at him while he struggles with his state of mind.
3. Celebrities who didn't show up to the recent royal wedding. They sound like sensible people already.
4. Any news connected with baseball, hockey or football (of any kind).
5. Melania Trump talking. About anything. She is irrelevant.
6. How the cast of 'The Big Bang Theory' looks in real life. I'm going to stick my neck out and guess that they merely wear different clothes and have slightly altered hair.
7. Stephen Harper (Canada's former prime minister in case you've never heard of him - you didn't miss much) talking about how great he was/is/was/is...was...
8. Duchess of somewhere narrowly avoiding a wardrobe malfunction. Obviously, nothing happened, and even if it had...
9. 50 foods I should never eat. Next year they will be 'must-eat' foods.
10. Anything to do with Meghan, Duchess of Harry.